You wanna what?

Mr. Freeze, thats who I wanna be. He was amazing. I also like the Puzzler or whatever the fuck his name was, The Riddler, thats it. Jim Carrey played him. This guy to the right is not the Riddler btw, but he is on the other hand way more funny. Plus, he´s like a comically farting Riddler. Sophisticated as well, look at his shoes. This guy should be called the Enigma instead, cause I dont understand him. But I do enjoy him. Immensely.

I´ve been listening to a stand up by Ellen Degeneres today. Its called "Taste This" and its really funny. I think she might be the funniest woman I´ve ever listened to. She´s almost like a man. Plus she´s a lesbian so thats funny in its own right.

To me The Matrix really skewed my perception of life, in a real way though. Not in the way that I think this isnt real, but in a way that I just cant be fucking asked with reading books anymore cause I just wanna somehow inject them into my brain. It would be so sick it infuriates me, I get almost angry. But then I remember I dont really read books so I dont give a shit, but I would inject them profusely into my brain if I could.

The goodbye of the day is taken from a BBQ we had the other day and some people just started doing it. Now its like a thing. Go figure.