If I would be a horse

I would be a stallion. Cause if I wasnt I´d either be a pony or a mare, and that is completely shit and in both cases you end up either shot or on a dinner plate. In both cases you get shot though. Unless they choke you or throw you in the sea. Both of which is a really hard task, unless its sleeping. And as soon as you pick it up, they would wake up. So its impossible.

But what it all boils down to is that I really just wanna be a tiger.