Simm Simma

The last time I checked, this was bad for you.



I remember once when we were selling ice cream in my old school to support something, I cant remember what. And while me and my friend had complete power over the ice cream we often took this responsibility quite lightly. So at one point when we were left alone we challenged our friend to snort dry chili that was normally put into cup noodle soups and in return he would get one free ice cream.

Needless to say he got completely fucked, and couldnt really function for the rest of the day, and didnt have any appetite for the ice cream as well. So in that respect it was a 100% victory for us. Good times.

This image to the left has no relation to this story, but it is a good warning when it comes to drinking liquids. This man has obviously not been watching his coke bottle. I imagine this being almost like getting a nose colonoscopy, which yes, is a butt cleanse. That I kind of wanna try.


Did you know that Steve Martin is an excellent banjo player? I dont really know who I´m directing this question to but there we go. He is. I´ve been listening to an old stand up he did way back when he was actually quite funny and I found a little video to show what I mean:



I really wanna learn how to play the banjo, in fact, as soon as I get my money at the beginning of the month I wanna buy a banjo. I swear its gonna happen, Steve said that nothing can be sad when playing the banjo and I agree with him. Just listen to anything with a banjo in it. Unless its a woman crying who´s playing, but that doesnt make any sense. Thats like seeing a man poop in the woods when he´s actually a plumber AND a builder and could well have made a toilet out of leaves, tree bark and dead birds. But where does he get his tools from? This man is a complete mystery to me.

I think this woman on the right of this picture was actually trying to make a fake moustache but missed and in stead made a really weird goatee. All that while sleeping as well. The one on the left is too busy trying to finish the dish before her friend wakes up to notice whats going on.

At one point in my life I´m gonna look back at this and laugh.

I´m guessing tomorrow or later on tonight.